--- "Mark J. Reed" <markjreed@...> wrote:
> > > Missing Ray?
> > > Call BPJ!
> > >
> > Missing a spade?
> > Use a teaspoon!
> 1) Unfortunate racial overtones of word choice.
Sadly, the 'cultural heritage' of any and all of my
garden implements is a complete mystery to me,
although they are many-hued (I am an
equal-opportunities gardener).
> 2) Woefully understates actual abilities of
> stand-in.
Quite. I'd put Benct at least up with the dessert
spoons, or potentially even a smallish ladle.
> 3) Doesn't rhyme.
Need a spade
use
a teaspoon
there you go - now it's haiku(ish)