Re: You might be a conlanger if...

Is it sad if pretty much _all_ of those apply to me?
Does this mean I'll *never* find a date?

Anyways, things I've caught myself doing, or at least
thinking about doing:

* You name pets in your conlang.
* You name children in your conlang. (!!!)
* You write to-do lists in your conlang (a REAL
stretch of fluency--try writing driving directions in
a language spoken by a rural, pre-literate,
pre-industrial people).