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Re: slowness...

From:andrew <hobbit@...>
Date:Sunday, April 8, 2001, 8:18
Am 04/07 19:09  Cian Ross yscrifef:
> On 04/04/2001 at 1:09 PM Dan Seriff wrote: > > > >Something I've actually heard come out of someone's mouth: > > > >"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" > > > >The guy simply didn't grasp the concept that Jesus spoke Aramaic, and > >that an English that he'd recognize didn't show up until 1500 years > >later. People think that TV rots the mind, but I think that being > >American does a better job. > > I believe it was a national politician of some sort who said that...which > shows not that being an American rots the mind, but rather that being > a politician rots the mind. :) >
I think I may have posted these lyrics before, but somebody might find them amusing.
> "The Queen's English". Lyrics and music (c) Don McGlashan, 1994. > > On a West Coast station, there was a > U.S. Congressman, he was a > Guest on a talk show on the > Subject of language > And he said > And he said > > "I'm a great one > For giving people their due, > But you have to draw the line sometimes > And when I look up ahead > I can only see one world > And it's a world without interpreters and phrasebooks because... > > The Queen's English was > Good enough for Jesus Christ > And it's good enough for me." (x2) > > Julius Caesar when he > Stepped onto the shore he > Didn't do some rain dance he just > Said it plain, he said: > "I came, I saw, and I conquered" > > So don't try to make me > Feel like a fool > I know what I stand for > And I know what they want > They just want to feel special > But they're wrong, they're wrong, they're wrong, they're so wrong > because > > The Queen's English was > Good enough for Jesus Christ > And it's good enough for me." (x2) > > Some people want to > Go back to living in caves they > Bend over backwards and the > Thin end of the wedge goes in > > All you little countries > All you towers of Babel > Well you better wake up, and shape up, and earn your place on the team > And if you don't know > Please and Thank you > Well you better learn, you better learn, you better learn, you better
learn,
> because > > The Queen's English was > Good enough for Jesus Christ > And it's good enough for me." (x2) > > +++
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