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Pre-Announcing New Language - Gôжd (French Orthography)

From:bob thornton <arcanesock@...>
Date:Saturday, April 9, 2005, 6:07
> > Off topic:- > I think the French could do with a RADICAL spelling > reform!! What is that > essentialist description: French is essentially bad > Latin spoken by a drunk > who has an head cold. > > With little thought and with certain mistakes and > with not very much > knowledge of the frank language of French, I posit > some possibilities for > heading towards 'phonetic' form: > > 1. "Alors, je comprends" -> "Alor, je conpran" > 2. "Autre pays, autre moeurs" -> "Atr paei, atr > maers" > 3. "Le paraphluie est vert" -> "Le paraplui ae vair" > 4. "Monsieur Staline est-il Russe?" -> "Msywe Stalin > ae-tail Rwys?" > 5. 1-10 -> Zaero, un, dwe, trwa, katr, sink, sees, > sait, weet, nwaf, dees. > > Auxilliary languages don't word because they are too > easy to learn and > become disposable, aspire to claim artificial > perfection and they can't, > have less character than flawed languages, and have > no cultural identity.
Can't say I don't disagree. French is almost as bad as English! -The Sock "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Make Yahoo! your home page