Pre-Announcing New Language - Gôжd (French Orthography)
From: | bob thornton <arcanesock@...> |
Date: | Saturday, April 9, 2005, 6:07 |
>
> Off topic:-
> I think the French could do with a RADICAL spelling
> reform!! What is that
> essentialist description: French is essentially bad
> Latin spoken by a drunk
> who has an head cold.
>
> With little thought and with certain mistakes and
> with not very much
> knowledge of the frank language of French, I posit
> some possibilities for
> heading towards 'phonetic' form:
>
> 1. "Alors, je comprends" -> "Alor, je conpran"
> 2. "Autre pays, autre moeurs" -> "Atr paei, atr
> maers"
> 3. "Le paraphluie est vert" -> "Le paraplui ae vair"
> 4. "Monsieur Staline est-il Russe?" -> "Msywe Stalin
> ae-tail Rwys?"
> 5. 1-10 -> Zaero, un, dwe, trwa, katr, sink, sees,
> sait, weet, nwaf, dees.
>
> Auxilliary languages don't word because they are too
> easy to learn and
> become disposable, aspire to claim artificial
> perfection and they can't,
> have less character than flawed languages, and have
> no cultural identity.
Can't say I don't disagree. French is almost as bad as English!
-The Sock
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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