What about "pigshit" = stupid (because one is "as thick (=stupid)
as pigshit").
Also in Australian there's "ratshit", similar to "bloody". My aunt
shocked people by saying it all the time when she was a nun. She
thought she was saying "wretched". (Try saying them in Australian
accent - they're very close in sound.)
And
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> From: John Cowan
> To: Multiple recipients of list CONLANG
> Subject: The four shits in English
> Date: 13 October 1999 21:49
>
> For reference, English recognizes four standard kinds of metaphorical
> excrement.
>
> "Bullshit" means "nonsense, lies, claptrap".
>
> "Dogshit" means "something of zero importance".
>
> "Horseshit" is similar to bullshit.
>
> "Apeshit" is used only in the phrase "to go apeshit", which means to
> behave in a lunatic way, either approving or disapproving of
something.
>
>
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> John Cowan cowan@ccil.org
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