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OT I think-- thoroughly weird msg.

From:Roger Mills <romilly@...>
Date:Thursday, August 7, 2003, 6:00
I (and evidently others, whom I do not know) have received the following.
IIRC something similar came a while back. It's hilarious, I think... What on
Earth?????? At least it's not Mrs.Dr. Olabumbo Basenji trying to get money
out of Nigeria....
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----- Original Message -----
From: <reneeg@...>
To: <itc-inc@...>; <dons@...>; <ling@...>; <romilly@...>;
<mlindsey@...>; <cth@...>; <headley@...>; <sales@...>
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2003 6:07 AM
Subject: DWG Needed wnkhfmx svj


Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional
warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC
Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I
am going to need  a new DWG unit,  prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist
watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers,
512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
certification  for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold
or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below
coordinates on Thursday August 7th at (exactly 4:00pm) Eastern Standard Time
on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you
miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to 4:45pm
EST, so do not transport before then.

Item is to be delivered at (out of service basketball court) located at:
Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119 feet.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION.
THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO
SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt
do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed
as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver
item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN MY WHITE
CAR.


After unit has been delivered please email me at:
info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You


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