Re: CHAT: weird names, was Re: conlanging, the ultimate feminist subversion
From: | Ed Heil <edheil@...> |
Date: | Tuesday, August 3, 1999, 17:47 |
Jennifer,
You can always turn to Monty Python for help. One sketch featured a
Mr. Smoke-too-much. When he was introduced to John Cleese, John
replied, "Well, you'd better cut down then."
"What?" asked Smoke-Too-Much.
CLEESE: I said you'd better cut down then.
Mr. S.T.M: I'm sorry?
CLEESE: You'd BETTER CUT DOWN THEN.
Mr. S.T.M: (still not getting it) I beg your pardon?
CLEESE: I said, YOU'D BETTER CUT DOWN THEN! Smoke... too...
much... so you'd better cut down then!
Mr. S.T.M: (understanding slowly dawning) Smoke... Too...
Much... So... I'd better cut down...
Oh yes! I see! Hahahahahahah!
John: I suppose you get that a lot.
Mr. S.T.M: No, I'd never noticed it before.
Ed Heil
edheil@postmark.net
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Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then
I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple,
it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live - NBC)
J. Barefoot wrote:
>
> Thank you. I suppose it is an adjective, but maybe that's a perk of not
> having gender - you can't tell gender for sure, but you don't have to
> nit-pick. It is also just my name. Yes, my real name, Barefoot, as in
> that's what's on my birth cerificate and Social Security card. You would
not
> believe how many people ask me to spell it. "Your name's what? Could you
> spell that?" "No, I won't. Didn't you pass third grade?" And if one more
> person says, "Well why are you wearing shoes?" and laughs hysterically,
like
> they're the first one to come up with that, I honestly don't know what I'll
> do to them, but it will be very not-nice!
>
> On the upside, it's easy to traslate into my conlangs. My name in Asiteya:
> Ataiyu Yakoahu Peniya
>
>
> Jennifer
>
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