Re: Non-stereotypical elves was Re: Quick Intro

On Thu, Feb 20, 2003 at 04:06:18PM -0600, Peter Clark wrote:
[snip]
>         I hate elves. Seriously. (Yes, I know they are imaginary. But I hate
[snip long rant]
>         You know what I want? I want fat, ugly elves with bad breath and even worse
> manners. I want elves that get drunk frequently on cheap booze and are angry
> drunks at that, too.
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http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/libr/c/h/chandler/chandler.html

The chapters are a bit out of order (the author doesn't seem to have
completely figured out how the site works), but it should be clear enough
which chapters follow which.

The elves depicted in this story are probably what you're looking for.
Enjoy! :-)


T

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