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Re: CHAT: Fun with Chow Mei!

From:J Y S Czhang <czhang23@...>
Date:Sunday, March 21, 2004, 21:30
In a message dated 2004:03:21 10:57:38 AM, markjreed@MAIL.COM writes:

>Today I was at the local take-out Chinese establishment waiting for my >favorite dish, "Singapore" Chow Mei Fun (spicy thin rice noodle dish >which I'm told has little to do with Singaporean cuisine). Now, their >menu is bilingual - English/Spanish, since there are many Hispanics >in this area. (Not trilingual; the only Chinese on the menu is in >the item names, and they're all Romanized). And the dish I was >waiting for was listed on the Spanish side as - you guessed it - >Chow Mei Divertido. :) > >Naturally I thought this was hysterical. [...]
Oh yes this definitely a howler and a half. Even a few of my Spanish-fluent friends say it is hysterical, but point out - naturally - that it only works if one is bilingual and have some idea of Chinese food. Carlos comments that this mainly limits this "in-joke" to urban Spanish-speaking bilinguals in _norteno_ areas. A Brazilian friend retorts that he could understand and appreciate this joke, too. Carlos fires back some rhetorical question (in mangled Portuguese) asking why Brazilians always have to have to put a word in sideways... AiYaH! with friends like these, who needs enemies or enemas... --- *DiDJiBuNgA!!* Hang Binary,baby...--- Hanuman "Stitch" Zhang, ManglaLanger (mangle + manga + lang) <A HREF="http://www.boheme-magazine.net">=> boheme-magazine.net</A> Language[s] change[s]: vowels shift, phonologies crash-&-burn, grammars leak, morpho-syntactics implode, lexico-semantics mutate, lexicons explode, orthographies reform, typographies blip-&-beep, slang flashes, stylistics warp... linguistic (R)evolutions mark each-&-every quantum leap... ...languages are "naturally evolved wild systems... So language does not impose order on a chaotic universe, but reflects its own wildness back." - Gary Snyder "Some Languages Are Crushed to Powder but Rise Again as New Ones" - a chapter on pidgins & creoles, John McWhorter, _The Power of Babel: A Natural History of Language_ = ¡ gw'araa legooset caacaa ! ¡ reez'arvaa. saalvaa. reecue. scoopaa-goomee en reezijcloo ! = [Fight Linguistic Waste! Save, Salvage, Recover, Scavenge and Recycle!]