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Re: a bad essay

From:Vincent Pistelli <pva003@...>
Date:Friday, February 6, 2009, 1:48
I'm currently an eighth grader in Pittsburgh.

On Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 7:30 PM, Campbell Nilsen <cactus95@...>wrote:

> I don't know if this is a hoax. > Have a field day with this one. > > *Ahem*. > This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of > 2004. The assignment was to pick an endangered species and explain why it's > important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from the > original. > > Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2 > > I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it > won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think > about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help > me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more > room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit > will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas. > > Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they > be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the > tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just > break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off > and they going to be crying like some little bitches. > > Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the > tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they > should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be > able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They > weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins > and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some > little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big > ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala. > > If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little > short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water. > While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just > come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because they > don't have > protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The > bear will beat his fucking ass. > > The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let > them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just > let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this > world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all > the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them back with > their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's > what they was put in this world for. > > Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except > for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent > have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one > more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why > koalas are not important because there are dumb > > > "Define 'cynical'."-M. Mudd >

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