Re: a bad essay

I'm currently an eighth grader in Pittsburgh.

On Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 7:30 PM, Campbell Nilsen <cactus95@...>wrote:

> I don't know if this is a hoax.
> Have a field day with this one.
>
> *Ahem*.
> This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of
> 2004. The assignment was to pick an endangered species and explain why it's
> important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from the
> original.
>
> Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2
>
> I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it
> won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think
> about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help
> me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more
> room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit
> will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas.
>
> Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they
> be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the
> tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just
> break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off
> and they going to be crying like some little bitches.
>
> Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the
> tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they
> should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be
> able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They
> weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins
> and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some
> little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big
> ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala.
>
> If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little
> short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water.
> While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just
> come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because they
> don't have
> protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The
> bear will beat his fucking ass.
>
> The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let
> them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just
> let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this
> world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all
> the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them back with
> their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's
> what they was put in this world for.
>
> Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except
> for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent
> have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one
> more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why
> koalas are not important because there are dumb
>
>
> "Define 'cynical'."-M. Mudd
>

Reply