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Re: a bad essay

From:Daniel Bowman <danny.c.bowman@...>
Date:Friday, February 6, 2009, 1:51
Did you write the essay?

It's honest, at least.

On Fri, Feb 6, 2009 at 10:48 AM, Vincent Pistelli <pva003@...> wrote:

> I'm currently an eighth grader in Pittsburgh. > > On Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 7:30 PM, Campbell Nilsen <cactus95@verizon.net > >wrote: > > > I don't know if this is a hoax. > > Have a field day with this one. > > > > *Ahem*. > > This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of > > 2004. The assignment was to pick an endangered species and explain why > it's > > important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from the > > original. > > > > Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2 > > > > I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it > > won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think > > about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't > help > > me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be > more > > room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a > pit > > will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like > koalas. > > > > Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and > they > > be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in > the > > tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just > > break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off > > and they going to be crying like some little bitches. > > > > Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the > > tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell > they > > should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're > be > > able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They > > weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their > cousins > > and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some > > little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a > big > > ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala. > > > > If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little > > short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water. > > While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could > just > > come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because > they > > don't have > > protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The > > bear will beat his fucking ass. > > > > The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and > let > > them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important > just > > let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in > this > > world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let > all > > the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them back > with > > their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's > > what they was put in this world for. > > > > Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except > > for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was > sent > > have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just > one > > more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know > why > > koalas are not important because there are dumb > > > > > > "Define 'cynical'."-M. Mudd > > >

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