Re: OT: LWII: The Euroclones Strike Back!
From: | Costentin Cornomorus <elemtilas@...> |
Date: | Wednesday, June 18, 2003, 0:09 |
--- Jan van Steenbergen <ijzeren_jan@...>
wrote:
> --- Konstantino Kornomoro a kriver:
> > Amazon.com or similar can locate any number
> > of recent translations and presentations of
> > these
> > (unhappily too fragmentary) scriptures, if
> > that's your interest!
>
> As a matter of fact, it is. In general I love
> old scriptures. It's one out of too many
> interests :( .
You could easily find "Lost Books of the Bible
and the Forgotten Books of Eden", which is the
source for my translations of the Epistle.
Other favourites of mine are:
"The Other Bible, Ancient Alternative Scriptures"
(Harper Collins);
"The Nag Hamadi Library" (Harper and Row);
"The Gnostic Scriptures" (Doubleday);
"The Lost Gospel - the Book of Q & Christian
Origins" (H-Col.);
"The Five Gospels" (loaned out);
"The Book of J" (Grove Weidenfeld);
"The Babylonian Genesis" (Uni Chicago Press);
"Fragments - the Collected Wisdom of Heraclitus"
(Viking);
"The Unknown Sayings of Jesus" (H-Col.);
"The Jesus Sutras" (I forget who published it,
and it's currently loaned out);
The above are verifiably ancient texts. The Jesus
Sutras are totally cool and totally unexpected! -
if you can only get one of these books soon, get
that one!!! The Five Gospels is another goody,
being a new, scholarly translation of, well, the
five gospels.
"Ohaspe Bible, a New Bible in the Words of
Jehovih and His Angel Embassadors" (Kessinger);
"The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ
(Dowling, but there are reprints available);
These are old (not quite as old as the "Book of
Mormon", but of equal interest, I think), being
late 19th and early 20th centuries respectively,
Mormon, of course, being early 19th. Ohaspe is
rather curious, though I haven't waded through
both rather large volumes yet; Aquarian is pretty
cool.
and of course, "The Book of the Noble Way, or
Logia of the Sages", which is the current
incarnation of Talarian scriptures.
> > (though I find them tedious - but no
> > more tedious than my own first efforts!).
>
> You mean, your first efforts were IAL-like too?
> o_0
No. I mean my first efforts were equally tedious!
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> > > Ahem! *Your* Fundamento?! It might have
> escaped
> > > your attention that your
> > > fundamento is nothing but a bad translation
> > > from *our* Fundamento, which was
> > > there long before the conceivers of
> Kernopanto
> > > were even born!
> >
> > Hah! What a larf! You Venedinistes are so
> > full of so much hooey!
>
> Ah, at least our hooey makes perfect sense,
Perfect sense if your native language is
Babblegibberish! The whole point, which you
Venedinistes and Volvonians have failed miserably
to grasp, is that an IAL must make perfect sense
to _everyone_ in the world. That language can
only be Neokernopanto Nova. This is _not_ an
arguable point!
> > Afterall, it says so right in the bible:
> > "díçqavïstìxêrÿt déôïs: fÿÿîát lûçqèss."
>
> Don't allow them to mislead you! Indeed, He
> said it right, but not in this
> Aluri-Romance mistranslation, which is also
> incomplete (it actually means:
> "Disco visits are out of order! Find your luck
> [somewhere else]").
That is total horse hockey! Your own RTC
compatriot, Dro. Lingvo, has totally debunked the
"science" and "history" claimed by you
Venedinistes to support your watered down
attempts at a true IAL!
> No, what he
> really said is this: "U szy lucz." He tried in
> several languages, but only in
> Venedino it worked, and from that moment on
> Venedino was The One and Only
> Language Of The World.
That, of course, is so patently false no counter
argument is even required.
> That's what educated people call "universal"!
Only if by "educated" you mean "brainwashed by
the political arm of Venedismo"! What everyone
else in the world calls it is "plagarism"!!
> We are not responsible for the
> fact that those lesser IALs stole parts of our
> text without even understanding
> the deeper sense of it!
TO the contrary, the creator(s) of Venedino _are_
responsible for copying from _our_ Fundamento!
> Interehhh... -k-k-kernopantolingua, you mean?
> Don't make me laugh! If you ever
> succeed in finding some naive, innocent soul
> stupid enough to waste his time on
> poor efforts to actually learn this useless
> language, he'll probably need at
> least half for memorising its name!
Bah! I don't know why I waste my time with you!!!
_SOME_ people just aren't ready to step into the
new century - the century that will be speaking
Neokernopanto Nova!!
> > and if we can dupe the UN, will soon have
> > guns to back it up! Sod all you losers! :PP
>
> Did you notice that, people?
> Interkernopantolingua's true face showing up!
> Never say that I didn't warn you!
Hah! All intelligent people are working towards a
newly unified Earth, encompassing all nations and
peoples - and the One True IAL to Bind Them. Only
medieval dissenters such as the Venedinistes and
Esperantistes are still belaboured by the
misconception that theit own puny efforts will
serve mankind as well!
> Good thing! The language sucks,
Typical tactic used by Venedidiots who have come
to the end of what little logic and sense their
"argument" ever had -- personal insults!
> > Yes, ANYWAY - none of your line of
> "reasoning"
> > has even come close to demonstrating the
> > superiority to Interkernopantolingua. I mean,
>
> Pure propaganda!
It's the truth, and you know it! If it's your
claim that our Manifesto is propaganda, then
prove it! You know you can not - for any sensible
person that reads our Manifesto will instantly
see the Truth of it and will also know the
falsity of your own inferior ramblings!
> > > this text only proves that those
> > > Kernopantos are nothing but thieves,
> > > not even worth the effort of suing them for
> > > plagiarism.
> >
> > Like you could win!
>
> Of course we would win!
Yeah - maybe on Peoples' Court! Try the real
justice system. You'll soon learn that your case
holds no water!
> But we are kind-hearted people, so we'll leave
> the poor suckers alone.
Yet you're willing to sucker in all sorts of poor
stooges that would be better served by
Neokernopanto Nova, the One and Only IAL that
Everyone Needs!
> > > Yeah, like this one: "We wanted to come
> > > peacefully and bring you the cure to
> > > all disease, but then we heard this poor
> excuse
> > > for a language, and we decided
> > > we might as well exterminate you right
> away.
> > > Farewell, Earth!"
> >
> > Typical propaganda!
>
> Ah, you see, people? When they run out of
> arguments, they always do that!
What? Expose the fallacy of your so called
argument? Only a total nutball could possibly
read that and think it were true!
> Ah, no! Millions and millions of people are
> already preparing for the great day
> when Venedino finally takes over the world!
What world are you living on, anyway? _This_
world is clearly moving in the Sensible
Direction: towards universal acceptance of
Neokernopanto Nova! Even your own benighted
R.T.C. will one day soon laugh at its own folly
in trying Venedion. Every Venedetian will soon
happily abandon that unusable gibberish you call
an IAL and will flock to the banner of the
Neokernopantistes!
> > Volvolinkvo is irrelevant.
>
> For once we agree! Volvolinkvo is not only
> irrelevant, it is nothing. Zilch!
Just like its Venedino predecessor!
> The thing is, the proponents of all
> those small, insignificant
> euroclones obviously feel threatened by the
> rise of such a giant;
Well, naturally. Such a bloated, insensible,
inchoate "giant" as is Venedino will naturally
collapse of its own distended weight! Who would
want to be in its way?
> they even
> feel they need to penetrate the Venedino
> movement with undercover agitators,
> whose only task it is to obstruct the
> process...
No need! V. will collapse of its own weaknesses!!
> I wouldn't be surprised if
> Volvolinkvo was actually the work of a
> Interkernopantolinguistic infiltrant!
A bald faced lie if ever I heard one!!
> Of course, your heretics were sacked because
> they were the only ones who had
> something sensible to say. They even used
> ARGUMENTS. Well, that was something
> previously completely unheard of in the
> (Inter)Kerpopeanto(lingua) movement!
Typical twisting of the truth that you
Venedinistes are so fond of!! If it weren't such
an important humanitarian task to expose your
lies and deceit, I wouldn't even waste my time
with your feeble "IAL"!
> On the other hand, I hear that most members of
> the Interkernopantolingua movement have left.
There were no such members! They never existed!!!
That is a total lie!!!!!!
> Evidently, they had enough
> of an inferior language that is
> not worth to effort of fighting for, and
> decided to start a new language. It is
> called "Intereurokosmerantidossala" and seems
> to be quite successful among
> former supporters of Kernanto, Kernoklono,
> Kernopanto, Interkernopantolingua...
> probably because it is modelled completely
> after Venedino. Anyway, they are
> kindly invited to join our movement and dwell
> among the chosen.
You are so deluded! Any intelligent person can
see the Truth!
> > Just goes to show how shaky and about to
> > crumble
> > the whole Venedino house of cards really
> > is!!!!!
>
> I beg your pardon? You are talking about
> Venedino SFAED, a useless, inferior,
> doomed language that has NOTHING in common with
> Venedino proper!
Six of one, half dozen of the other! Both of them
are moribund anyway - and a good thing too!
> > Whew! I wonder what keeps the _real_ IALers
> > going!? All that's hard work! Yet it seems to
> > come so naturally to them...
>
> Yes, indeed :) . Well, many years of
> experience, I suppose...
What _have_ we unleashed!? And it appears to be a
product of IB. Well, at least, no one else has
had the insensibility to set an auxlang against
the One and Only! (Apart from you, anyway!) ;)))
Yoiks! Run for your lives!!
Padraic.
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y cestes d' ils yspoil morès y ddew chaumèz e-z-el tons l' organón.
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