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Re: OT: LWII: The Euroclones Strike Back!

From:Costentin Cornomorus <elemtilas@...>
Date:Wednesday, June 18, 2003, 0:09
--- Jan van Steenbergen <ijzeren_jan@...>
wrote:
> --- Konstantino Kornomoro a kriver:
> > Amazon.com or similar can locate any number > > of recent translations and presentations of > > these > > (unhappily too fragmentary) scriptures, if > > that's your interest! > > As a matter of fact, it is. In general I love > old scriptures. It's one out of too many > interests :( .
You could easily find "Lost Books of the Bible and the Forgotten Books of Eden", which is the source for my translations of the Epistle. Other favourites of mine are: "The Other Bible, Ancient Alternative Scriptures" (Harper Collins); "The Nag Hamadi Library" (Harper and Row); "The Gnostic Scriptures" (Doubleday); "The Lost Gospel - the Book of Q & Christian Origins" (H-Col.); "The Five Gospels" (loaned out); "The Book of J" (Grove Weidenfeld); "The Babylonian Genesis" (Uni Chicago Press); "Fragments - the Collected Wisdom of Heraclitus" (Viking); "The Unknown Sayings of Jesus" (H-Col.); "The Jesus Sutras" (I forget who published it, and it's currently loaned out); The above are verifiably ancient texts. The Jesus Sutras are totally cool and totally unexpected! - if you can only get one of these books soon, get that one!!! The Five Gospels is another goody, being a new, scholarly translation of, well, the five gospels. "Ohaspe Bible, a New Bible in the Words of Jehovih and His Angel Embassadors" (Kessinger); "The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ (Dowling, but there are reprints available); These are old (not quite as old as the "Book of Mormon", but of equal interest, I think), being late 19th and early 20th centuries respectively, Mormon, of course, being early 19th. Ohaspe is rather curious, though I haven't waded through both rather large volumes yet; Aquarian is pretty cool. and of course, "The Book of the Noble Way, or Logia of the Sages", which is the current incarnation of Talarian scriptures.
> > (though I find them tedious - but no > > more tedious than my own first efforts!). > > You mean, your first efforts were IAL-like too? > o_0
No. I mean my first efforts were equally tedious! =========== *********** ===========
> > > Ahem! *Your* Fundamento?! It might have > escaped > > > your attention that your > > > fundamento is nothing but a bad translation > > > from *our* Fundamento, which was > > > there long before the conceivers of > Kernopanto > > > were even born! > > > > Hah! What a larf! You Venedinistes are so > > full of so much hooey! > > Ah, at least our hooey makes perfect sense,
Perfect sense if your native language is Babblegibberish! The whole point, which you Venedinistes and Volvonians have failed miserably to grasp, is that an IAL must make perfect sense to _everyone_ in the world. That language can only be Neokernopanto Nova. This is _not_ an arguable point!
> > Afterall, it says so right in the bible: > > "díçqavïstìxêrÿt déôïs: fÿÿîát lûçqèss." > > Don't allow them to mislead you! Indeed, He > said it right, but not in this > Aluri-Romance mistranslation, which is also > incomplete (it actually means: > "Disco visits are out of order! Find your luck > [somewhere else]").
That is total horse hockey! Your own RTC compatriot, Dro. Lingvo, has totally debunked the "science" and "history" claimed by you Venedinistes to support your watered down attempts at a true IAL!
> No, what he > really said is this: "U szy lucz." He tried in > several languages, but only in > Venedino it worked, and from that moment on > Venedino was The One and Only > Language Of The World.
That, of course, is so patently false no counter argument is even required.
> That's what educated people call "universal"!
Only if by "educated" you mean "brainwashed by the political arm of Venedismo"! What everyone else in the world calls it is "plagarism"!!
> We are not responsible for the > fact that those lesser IALs stole parts of our > text without even understanding > the deeper sense of it!
TO the contrary, the creator(s) of Venedino _are_ responsible for copying from _our_ Fundamento!
> Interehhh... -k-k-kernopantolingua, you mean? > Don't make me laugh! If you ever > succeed in finding some naive, innocent soul > stupid enough to waste his time on > poor efforts to actually learn this useless > language, he'll probably need at > least half for memorising its name!
Bah! I don't know why I waste my time with you!!! _SOME_ people just aren't ready to step into the new century - the century that will be speaking Neokernopanto Nova!!
> > and if we can dupe the UN, will soon have > > guns to back it up! Sod all you losers! :PP > > Did you notice that, people? > Interkernopantolingua's true face showing up! > Never say that I didn't warn you!
Hah! All intelligent people are working towards a newly unified Earth, encompassing all nations and peoples - and the One True IAL to Bind Them. Only medieval dissenters such as the Venedinistes and Esperantistes are still belaboured by the misconception that theit own puny efforts will serve mankind as well!
> Good thing! The language sucks,
Typical tactic used by Venedidiots who have come to the end of what little logic and sense their "argument" ever had -- personal insults!
> > Yes, ANYWAY - none of your line of > "reasoning" > > has even come close to demonstrating the > > superiority to Interkernopantolingua. I mean, > > Pure propaganda!
It's the truth, and you know it! If it's your claim that our Manifesto is propaganda, then prove it! You know you can not - for any sensible person that reads our Manifesto will instantly see the Truth of it and will also know the falsity of your own inferior ramblings!
> > > this text only proves that those > > > Kernopantos are nothing but thieves, > > > not even worth the effort of suing them for > > > plagiarism. > > > > Like you could win! > > Of course we would win!
Yeah - maybe on Peoples' Court! Try the real justice system. You'll soon learn that your case holds no water!
> But we are kind-hearted people, so we'll leave > the poor suckers alone.
Yet you're willing to sucker in all sorts of poor stooges that would be better served by Neokernopanto Nova, the One and Only IAL that Everyone Needs!
> > > Yeah, like this one: "We wanted to come > > > peacefully and bring you the cure to > > > all disease, but then we heard this poor > excuse > > > for a language, and we decided > > > we might as well exterminate you right > away. > > > Farewell, Earth!" > > > > Typical propaganda! > > Ah, you see, people? When they run out of > arguments, they always do that!
What? Expose the fallacy of your so called argument? Only a total nutball could possibly read that and think it were true!
> Ah, no! Millions and millions of people are > already preparing for the great day > when Venedino finally takes over the world!
What world are you living on, anyway? _This_ world is clearly moving in the Sensible Direction: towards universal acceptance of Neokernopanto Nova! Even your own benighted R.T.C. will one day soon laugh at its own folly in trying Venedion. Every Venedetian will soon happily abandon that unusable gibberish you call an IAL and will flock to the banner of the Neokernopantistes!
> > Volvolinkvo is irrelevant. > > For once we agree! Volvolinkvo is not only > irrelevant, it is nothing. Zilch!
Just like its Venedino predecessor!
> The thing is, the proponents of all > those small, insignificant > euroclones obviously feel threatened by the > rise of such a giant;
Well, naturally. Such a bloated, insensible, inchoate "giant" as is Venedino will naturally collapse of its own distended weight! Who would want to be in its way?
> they even > feel they need to penetrate the Venedino > movement with undercover agitators, > whose only task it is to obstruct the > process...
No need! V. will collapse of its own weaknesses!!
> I wouldn't be surprised if > Volvolinkvo was actually the work of a > Interkernopantolinguistic infiltrant!
A bald faced lie if ever I heard one!!
> Of course, your heretics were sacked because > they were the only ones who had > something sensible to say. They even used > ARGUMENTS. Well, that was something > previously completely unheard of in the > (Inter)Kerpopeanto(lingua) movement!
Typical twisting of the truth that you Venedinistes are so fond of!! If it weren't such an important humanitarian task to expose your lies and deceit, I wouldn't even waste my time with your feeble "IAL"!
> On the other hand, I hear that most members of > the Interkernopantolingua movement have left.
There were no such members! They never existed!!! That is a total lie!!!!!!
> Evidently, they had enough > of an inferior language that is > not worth to effort of fighting for, and > decided to start a new language. It is > called "Intereurokosmerantidossala" and seems > to be quite successful among > former supporters of Kernanto, Kernoklono, > Kernopanto, Interkernopantolingua... > probably because it is modelled completely > after Venedino. Anyway, they are > kindly invited to join our movement and dwell > among the chosen.
You are so deluded! Any intelligent person can see the Truth!
> > Just goes to show how shaky and about to > > crumble > > the whole Venedino house of cards really > > is!!!!! > > I beg your pardon? You are talking about > Venedino SFAED, a useless, inferior, > doomed language that has NOTHING in common with > Venedino proper!
Six of one, half dozen of the other! Both of them are moribund anyway - and a good thing too!
> > Whew! I wonder what keeps the _real_ IALers > > going!? All that's hard work! Yet it seems to > > come so naturally to them... > > Yes, indeed :) . Well, many years of > experience, I suppose...
What _have_ we unleashed!? And it appears to be a product of IB. Well, at least, no one else has had the insensibility to set an auxlang against the One and Only! (Apart from you, anyway!) ;))) Yoiks! Run for your lives!! Padraic. ===== Et ters davigaint deck y yaithes 'n el drichlend le Roy Markon; y cestes d' ils yspoil morès y ddew chaumèz e-z-el tons l' organón. .

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