Re: OT: LWII: The Euroclones Strike Back!

 --- Costentin Cornomorus skrzypszy:

> > It's on your website, right?
>
> Nope. There's one copy on my shelf, one copy was
> snuck into a used bookshop, and there are a few
> copies as yet unbound.
Pity. Is it related to The World, parts (at least) of which I found on your
website?

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> Ack! And I see you've dredged up those sorry
> slobs from the jovinanto and narbondinanto
> movements! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
Dear oh dear, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

> Did you read that
> tract on Narbonanto, anyway? What a load of Miss
> Nancies! No wonder no one in Gaulh has even heard
> of this so called language!
No, indeed. It must be even worse than Neokernopanto and Jovianto together! I
mean, an IAL without central leadership, can you believe that?!

> > > What a surprise! The R.T.C. is probably the
> > > most backward country in Europe!
> >
> > Backward?!!
>
> Backassward, pal! _Especially_ in your dogged
> deathgrip on that worthless VOS of yours!
> > Turzyna mrzoda!
>
> See? Total gibberish!
Bah, you just can't appreciate true beauty!

> > OTOH, the fact that
> > the FK spent so much money on bribing him only
> > proves how powerful the
> > Venedikanto Omniversala Supernova movement was!
>
> Obviously not powerful enough, if one of their
> own topples so readily! Face it: you have no
> basis! Your top personnel are easily boughten by
> a few pound notes!
They never were top personnel in the first place. I mean, Dro. Lingvo's
responsabilities were limited to carrying out the trashcans. It's not my fault
that the Kernopanto leadership paid him huge amounts of money in return for the
contents of these trashcans, obviously desperately looking for inspiration.

> > Our Fundamento is a reflection of universal
> > truth.
>
> It's a _translation_ of universal Truth - the
> Truth of N-o Nova, and you bloody well know it!
Grrrr, why am I still reading this?!?!

> > Well, the fact that the average Kernopanto
> > speaker cannot produce even a simple
> > sentence is rather a matter of IQ, I'm afraid.
> > What can you expect of someone
> > who can't even express himself in his own
> > language?
>
> And _what_ is that supposed to mean!?
That means that even the most fluent speaker of Neokernopanto Nova (if there
exists any) would hardly be able to say "Hello" in it. Well, if such a simple
thing causes him so much trouble, how would you expect him to order three beer
(as if the waiter would understand it, anyway)?

> > Pity! A language without articles is a language
> > without a future!
>
> So, you admit that VOS has no future! There is
> help for you yet!
VOS *is* the future!

> > I admit, that is a neat feature. Pity that you
> > evidently stole it from
> > Proto-Intervenedial.
>
> Them are the bastards that stole it from _us_!
By no means! Proto-Intervenedial was already ancient long before the first
Kernopanto speaker left his tree. Bah, he should have stayed there!

> Nah. Clearly you VOSistes don't have the brain
> capacity to figure out how to actually get beyond
> the front cover!
Aargh, you wouldn't have said that it you had read even 0,005 % of our
Fundamento (not surprisingly, because even these 0,005 % are already enough to
fill up a whole library).

> You'll find the whole Truth
> clearly presented in the Manifesto. All 6183
> pages of it, [...]!
Only 6183 pages?! So I am just talking to an absolute beginner?! Only the first
(welcoming) sentence of our Fundamento is already 6324 pages long.
But on second thought, I think even one page of NoNa is already too much. I
mean, who would ever care to read it, let alone pay money for it?

> Now it's _thou_ who are fantasising! VOS has no
> part in the Future!
As I said, VOS *is* the Future!

> Of course not! Your national "team" sucks rotten
> tomatoes!
Our sportsmen are among the best of the world. And what's more: they play fair,
which cannot be said of those Kemrese players, who do *anything* for money
(yes, even sucking rotten tomatoes)!

<and now, snip a truckload full of crappy NoNa propaganda, that isn't even
worth replying to>

> > > I suggest _you_ get an appointment
> > > with your quack!
> >
> > Already been there.
>
> Did his degree have "(C) 1998, Borden & Co."
> on? - THOUGHT SO!!!
Not at all. In fact, he was even nominated for the Nobel Prize. If it wasn't
for Kemrese machinations, he would definitely have received it!

> > Five minutes later, he was already quite fluent in
> > it, and after five more minutes,
> > he was ready to dedicate his life to promoting it.
>
> Ah, you have a gun to his head. Yep - that'll do
> it!
No, we Venedikantistos are peaceful people. We don't carry guns. I just let him
smell the scent of "How to learn Venedikanto in 2-3 minutes?", part 1. That was
already enough to convince him forever.

> > Learn N-o Nova quickly? Good heavens, one would
> > need at least twenty years to
> > understand the *basics* of Neokernopanto's
> > mutation system.
>
> Hardly! It's a perfectly organic and natural
> system!
Now, enough is enough! NN is nothing, nothing, nothing at all, and you know it
darn well! It is the worst and the ugliest auxlang ever created in the world,
it is completely impossible to learn or even to pronounce! Only a complete
pervert would ever claim it's beautiful. I won't even mention its hidden
political agenda!
The whole world knows it: "Kernopanto sux, Venedikanto rulez!" So stop fighting
for a lost cause, and join our glorious movement. Even for you, it is not too
late!

Jan

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"Originality is the art of concealing your source." - Franklin P. Jones

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