--- Jan van Steenbergen <ijzeren_jan@...>
wrote:
> > > --- La Padriko Bruno a kive:
> >
> > Ick! Ick! VOS! It burns - it burns!!!!
>
> Mwahahahahaaaa!!!
Ack! And I see you've dredged up those sorry
slobs from the jovinanto and narbondinanto
movements! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Did you read that
tract on Narbonanto, anyway? What a load of Miss
Nancies! No wonder no one in Gaulh has even heard
of this so called language!
> > All but the last one, of course!, as it's not
> a
> > published book, apart from a couple copies.
>
> It's on your website, right?
Nope. There's one copy on my shelf, one copy was
snuck into a used bookshop, and there are a few
copies as yet unbound.
> > > > Jesus Sutras are totally cool
> >
> > They're a translation and study of the
> scriptures
> > written and translated by the early Church in
> > western China. [...]
>
> Ah, is this the same story as "Jezus in India"?
No... The Aquarian Gospel contains some
interesting bits on Jesus's travels to India. The
Jesus Sutras were written in the 7th or 8th
centuries in China.
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> > What a surprise! The R.T.C. is probably the
> > most backward country in Europe!
>
> Backward?!!
Backassward, pal! _Especially_ in your dogged
deathgrip on that worthless VOS of yours!
> I can see that you never went for a
> ride in one of our lovely
> little zeppelins (which are among the best in
> the world), nor did you ever
> enjoy the comfort and the luxury of our
> exclusive zeppelimos! No, you would
> never have called us "backward" if you had ever
> hugged a real Venedic
> teddybear. Who's backward here? Isn't Dûnein
> the poorest region in Europe (all
> the more shocking if you take into account that
> it is part of a rich country)?
mmf.
> > It is not us who "fear arguments", but we do
> > wish to spare you the ignominy of losing the
> > arguments you make!
>
> Turzyna mrzoda!
See? Total gibberish!
[snip load of the usual VOS basura (or should
that be "manura"?]
> > So? Would you have him spend his money on
> > _cheap_ cars and hotels?
>
> He ought not to have any money at all, the lazy
> bastard! OTOH, the fact that
> the FK spent so much money on bribing him only
> proves how powerful the
> Venedikanto Omniversala Supernova movement was!
Obviously not powerful enough, if one of their
own topples so readily! Face it: you have no
basis! Your top personnel are easily boughten by
a few pound notes!
> Therefore, we might have adopted some
> inferior foreign garbage to make it *simply
> perfect*. Balance, you see?
The usual propaganda, I see!
> > > _Your_ Fundamento? Never heard of it! Which
> > > proves that I can't have copied it.
> >
> > Total BS. It's a word-for-word "translation"!
>
> Our Fundamento is a reflection of universal
> truth.
It's a _translation_ of universal Truth - the
Truth of N-o Nova, and you bloody well know it!
[More VOSgarbage snipped]
> Well, the fact that the average Kernopanto
> speaker cannot produce even a simple
> sentence is rather a matter of IQ, I'm afraid.
> What can you expect of someone
> who can't even express himself in his own
> language?
And _what_ is that supposed to mean!?
> > > Just look: no articles, can you believe
> that?!
> >
> > Yeah. What!? Articles? Who needs articles!
> > Simplify, man, simplify! N-o Nova has _no_
> > articles whatsoever!
>
> Pity! A language without articles is a language
> without a future!
So, you admit that VOS has no future! There is
help for you yet!
> > Typical of your average Eastern European IAL:
> > overloaded with ethnonyms. Our streamlined
> system
> > has boiled the whole thing down to US v.
> THEM.
> > Neat as you please!
>
> I admit, that is a neat feature. Pity that you
> evidently stole it from
> Proto-Intervenedial.
Them are the bastards that stole it from _us_!
> > > Oh, I admit that there are some good parts
> is
> > > your Manifesto.
> >
> > That is to say, "cover to cover".
>
> What?! Are you really wasting precious
> bookbinding material to cover those
> lousy two sentences? O tempora, o mores!
Nah. Clearly you VOSistes don't have the brain
capacity to figure out how to actually get beyond
the front cover! You'll find the whole Truth
clearly presented in the Manifesto. All 6183
pages of it, inculding appendices on the history
of the IAL struggle, and appendices on all those
poor losers, like VOS, that litter the trail to
the unenlightened Past!
> > It's the supreme auxlang Truth, and you know
> it!
> > How could it be anything else! Even the
> > Esperantists are flocking to our banner! I-a
> is
> > practically dead, and their speakers are now
> > learning N-o Nova!
>
> Well, perhaps in some crazy alternate timeline,
> that you are of course free to
> fantasise about. However, in real IB life there
> is only one future, and that
> future is speaking VOS!
Now it's _thou_ who are fantasising! VOS has no
part in the Future!
> All other aux- and
> natlangs, including E-o, I-a, N-oN-a
> and E-sh, are moribund.
You can only dream!
> > Oh ho! Now it comes out! You're just one o
> them
> > anti-Kemrese, Brtion-hating, wish you could
> have
> > scored more than "0" against us in the footy
> game
> > last week Whiny Wheneds!
>
> Hey, what woud you expect, eh?
It's no worse than I expected! You Veneds can't
make a sensible IAL; and you can't play footy to
save yer sorry hides!
> It wasn't a fair
> game at all. First of all, it
> is always raining over there, and our players
> are used to playing on grass, not
> in a swimming pool!
Well, sod you!
> The poor guys didn't stand
> a chance from the beginning,
Of course not! Your national "team" sucks rotten
tomatoes!
> especially because the arbiter was blackmailed
> by the chairperson of FC
> Castreleon and his wife.
Now, _that_ is as bald faced a lie as you've said
yet!
> > You think all your
> > problems can be solved by bombing Britain.
>
> No, not really. Sinking it would be an option,
> too!
See?
> > Then you will be laughing alone!
>
> Me and my eight billion followers, you mean!
Yeah. You still dream big!
> > No cure needed, except for your own delusions
> of
> > grandeur! I suggest _you_ get an appointment
> with
> > your quack!
>
> Already been there.
Did his degree have "(C) 1998, Borden & Co."
on? - THOUGHT SO!!!
> After nine seconds the
> doctor wanted to learn VOS.
Probably got tired of your incessant prosletysing
- anything to get you out of his office quickly!
> Five
> minutes later, he was already quite fluent in
> it, and after five more minutes,
> he was ready to dedicate his life to promoting
> it.
Ah, you have a gun to his head. Yep - that'll do
it!
> Learn N-o Nova quickly? Good heavens, one would
> need at least twenty years to
> understand the *basics* of Neokernopanto's
> mutation system.
Hardly! It's a perfectly organic and natural
system!
> > I'd say it imploded and sank in a mess of
> stink
> > that yet taints your ridiculous VOSisme!
>
> That's no way to address the Language of
> Languages!
If only!
> > > Ah, now I understand. So you admit that the
> > > whole (Inter)kernopanto(lingua)
> > > movement never had any members! Well, well!
> >
> > Yet another twisting of the truth! Will your
> base
> > accusations have no end?
>
> Accusations!? I just repeated word for word
> what you wrote yourself in a scarce
> moment of honesty.
Trying to cover your lies with a nother lie?
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> > > Hehe. If we had fought our little flamewar
> on
> > > Auxlang instead of here, we'd
> > > probably be dead by now.
> >
> > I'm not sure we could pull it off, really. I
> > think Zhang is right: there must be something
> > slightly pathological about the lot of them!
>
> Well, browsing the Auxlang archives I get the
> impression that some of them are
> actually quite nice people... Although the
> taboo on Hitler comparisons seems to
> be broken there much more frequently than here.
:) Hey! - I only broke it once!
Padraic.
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